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Thursday, March 06, 2008

The J'onn J'onzz Patented Ten-Step System to Recovery from Addiction

1 - Admit that you are powerless over your addiction, and that your life has become unmanageable.

2 - Accept that a power greater than yourself can lead you back to sanity.

3 - Turn your will over to that power.

4 - Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.

5 - Admit the exact nature of your wrongs.

6 - Be ready to have your higher power remove your defects of character.
7 - Humbly ask the power to remove those shortcomings.

8 - Make a list of all the persons you have harmed, and make plans to make amends to them all.

Even if they had it coming.

9 - Make direct amends to such people, except when doing so would do harm to them or others.

10 - Continue to take personal inventory in the future, and promptly admit when you're wrong.

NOTE: Your results may vary.

(Chances of Program success increases if taken in conjunction with Martian Manhunter #24, administered by Drs. John Ostrander and Doug Mahnke)

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