Giddy Up

A lot of the JLI members complained about their boss riding them all the time...


but clearly, Captain Atom got the worst of it.

(See Max Lord ride bitch on Captain Atom in the Invasion! crossover from 1988, Captain Atom #24.)

The J'onn J'onzz Patented Ten-Step System to Recovery from Addiction

1 - Admit that you are powerless over your addiction, and that your life has become unmanageable.



2 - Accept that a power greater than yourself can lead you back to sanity.

3 - Turn your will over to that power.

4 - Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.

5 - Admit the exact nature of your wrongs.

6 - Be ready to have your higher power remove your defects of character.
7 - Humbly ask the power to remove those shortcomings.

8 - Make a list of all the persons you have harmed, and make plans to make amends to them all.



Even if they had it coming.

9 - Make direct amends to such people, except when doing so would do harm to them or others.

10 - Continue to take personal inventory in the future, and promptly admit when you're wrong.


NOTE: Your results may vary.

(Chances of Program success increases if taken in conjunction with Martian Manhunter #24, administered by Drs. John Ostrander and Doug Mahnke)