What it Takes to Write For the Toronto Star
Attention, Internet! Prepare your Curriculum Vitae, because The Toronto Star has lowered its standards to your level! No longer do you need to be unable to compare, contrast, and judge to join the staff of Canada's top-selling newspaper, you must simply posses all of the subtle humor of a sixth grader:
The penis was erected by first-year student Grayson Lee, 18, during Toronto's first snowfall last month.