How The Simmch Pwned Season Three

http://www.behindthesofa.org.uk/2007/07/how-the-simmch-.html
by David Sanders

And the Simmch started bashing his head on the wall,
And shouted, "How could they have sat through it all!"
The script had no meaning! The plot made no sense!
The science was dismal, the outcome was dense!
And he puzzled for hours in his Paradox Machine
Till he had an idea about what it could mean.
"Maybe fandom," he thought, "doesn't matter a bit,
"If the viewing public laps up any old shit."

My sentiments exactly.