The Better Way
Any of my fellow Torontonians know what kind of hell they're in for when they attempt to board a TTC vehicle: they're frequently late, always crowded, and stupidly designed. And, sometimes, they smell funny.
But no matter which city you're from, you should take some bit of comfort in knowing that there'll always be somewhere even worse:
...and you know what that means, gentlemen and the ladies! It means that Blackmarket Pies has, unlike our unlucky commuters, rejoined the land of the living! Judge Dredd vs. The Future week finally kicks off in grand style tomorrow, and I'd be remiss if I failed to mention that missing such an occasion could, quite possibly, spell your doom.
(the Dark Judges and other problems with publicly-funded mass transportation systems can be further explored in the source of today's images, 2000AD #420.)