It Is Finally a Good Day to Die
A month ago TrekMovie.com reported that CBS issued a licence to a funeral products company to help send Trekkies into the afterlife. Today at the Funeral Directors Expo in Vegas (complete with costumed characters from Star Trek The Experience) Eternal Images revealed these new products. They have an approved prototype of the urn and a sketch of the casket.
Oh, thank gawd. For a while there, I thought I'd have to be buried like one of you losers. Now I can put my ass in the ground with some class.